RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!: Mastodon @ The 9:30 Club - 11/27/11
Metal can be a funny thing. On one hand, when done correctly, it’s a remarkably complex style of music that blends expert musicianship with practically medieval celebrations of all things EVIL...or at least bad feelings. On the other, it’s also largely about grown ass men dressing up in leather cod pieces (armor!) and spiky bracelets (swords!) and as such is often something that is very hard to take seriously, mainly because it’s hard to imagine that the purveyors of METALLLL(!!!!!) take it that seriously themselves.
Well, thank Cthulu that Mastodon takes themselves seriously. Very seriously.

But you want laymen’s terms, right? OK.

In fact, if there is any complaint to be had, it’s that the band may be too powerful for its own good. Clocking it at just around 90 minutes, their set showcased songs from The Hunter (for the record, ”Curl of the Burl” may be the one of the best “pop” metal songs of the past 10 years), largely ignored 2009’s excellent Crack The Skye (only “Ghost of Karelia” and “Crack The Skye” from that album) and fearlessly explored much of their earlier work (“I Am Ahab” from 2007’s Leviathan and “Capillarian Crest” from 2006’s none-more-metal-titled Blood Mountain were standouts) to produce an absolute gut punch of a set that bruised as much as it bowled over. Short on dynamics and absolutely huge on hyper-powered aggression, by the time the band brought the members of Dillinger Escape Plan and Red Fang out onstage to sing background vocals on a show closer “Creature Lives” (yes there was a sing-a-long at a Mastodon show) it’s a wonder that anyone in the audience was left standing.

But that’s the point isn’t it? Vanquish your foes. Conquer the enemy. Beat them into submission until they willfully worship at your altar. It’s what metal is all about, and if Mastodon gets any better than this it looks like we’re all going to have some new overlords to be bowing down to, and soon.
PS. Hail Satan.